These Seas Be Stormy - Commodore Alexi Laiho

My fellow captains, either we are experiencing high rolling seas tonight or I have had too much whisky again. Could be either.

Sincy my last log entry I have continued my battles with the Cantabrigian hordes and succeeded at last in subduing the lesser demons. Tomorrow we expect to sight their leader; it will prove to be an epic battle. Assuming the Bodom comes out unscathed we will then continue our journeys to rendezvous with Captain Stene with a brief call in the port of Lindum Colonia in order to disembark luggage. The crew have been behaving unusually well lately, particularly Cabin Boy Janne, and have been rewarded in light of the forthcoming Yule festivities with lost of meat, casks of mead and silly hats. Janne looks particularly fetching. Hmm.

Thankfully Hyde has not been troubling me, probably because my contact with Captain Gackt is now necessarily limited by the distance between our ships; I believe that Gackt also has him preparing for their return to Asian shores soon, when we Scandinavians find it too hot. But Gackt says that a Finnish winter is too much for his delicate sensibilities. And this from the man who owns crotch-splitters and claims to be over four hundred years old.

Little else to report; I and all the crew are looking forward to commencing the Yule parties with Captain Stene and her crew. I just hope Miyavi behaves himself...

Commodore Alexi Laiho