Captain Stene returns.

After my departure from the Tristania vessel, I spent my time on land, in the small and secret town of Force majeure, the home of the pirate wench Doro. It was there, I was given time to reflect on my departure from my crew, and ultimatly I decided that it was the right thing to do. The bastards didn't appreciate all the things I did for them! I hear they have an carbon copy of Christina Scabbia leading them. Oh joys.



After much time onland, I have decided my efforts are better comanding a ship, then serving jäger to the whordes who inhabit Force Majeure. I was granted permission to a ship, and a crew by the true queen of Piracy Doro, under the instruction that I was to show no mercy to anyone who sails under a Tarja flag!



With my new crew, I left the German coast, just before the north winds brought snow. I set sail towards Finland, to pick a few left behind, and some bounty. And of course an old friend ,Satyr. My first mate is a colourful fellow to say the least. His name is Miyavi, and he keeps telling me over and over again, this vital piece of information. I told him to shut up and go play outside.. this resulted in a Miyavi overboard.. now he is sick with a cold and is wrapped up warm in his bed. Well, at least he is quiet.



As the ship is not a dictator ship, ( i hope u liked the joke.) I have allowed a quatermaster to be elected. His name is Tobias and so far has distracted me with his most awesome of awesome coats! I suspect he used this tactics on the men, but he poses no threat for mutiny, so I will not worry. Also, my cook has shaved off half of his hair before boarding. I took one look at him and burst into tears of laughter, but his boyfriend, 'Die' has explained they are on the run from the Japanese yakuza, so have adopted a disguise. Apparantly Toshi called the small strawberry lolita hating leader of the yakuza 'cute'.

That is all for now. We make haste to Finland!

Captain. V. Stene!

Once Again Upon the High Seas - Commodore Alexi Laiho

My fellow Captains (etc.), I decided that life was boring without the regular sharing of our nautical adventures, and so I've set up a new and hopefully universal Captains' Log to solve the problem.

The good ship Bodom rendezvous'd with Captain Gackt and his crew over the last couple of days. It was a good time, although I still have problems with Hyde; he suspended increasing numbers of fish outside my porthole every day, which caused some issues for Cabin Boy Janne, because he really likes fish and kept trying to jump up and catch them. A good deal of spirits were consumed, a recipe we got from America but we suspect may have originated somewhere in Ireland or Scotland, and a good time was had by all, although of course there was some emotional overwroughtness; a reliving of the past travails of life upon the waves, some old comrades I miss from my days in Finland, things like that. Attempting to subdue the tribes of the Cantabrigians who are rising regularly from the sea in front of the Bodom in alarming strength is taking up a good deal of my time otherwise, and I have to attend to that business presently...

Commodore Alexi Laiho