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Monday, 24 November 2008

Captain Stene returns.

After my departure from the Tristania vessel, I spent my time on land, in the small and secret town of Force majeure, the home of the pirate wench Doro. It was there, I was given time to reflect on my departure from my crew, and ultimatly I decided that it was the right thing to do. The bastards didn't appreciate all the things I did for them! I hear they have an carbon copy of Christina Scabbia leading them. Oh joys.



After much time onland, I have decided my efforts are better comanding a ship, then serving jäger to the whordes who inhabit Force Majeure. I was granted permission to a ship, and a crew by the true queen of Piracy Doro, under the instruction that I was to show no mercy to anyone who sails under a Tarja flag!



With my new crew, I left the German coast, just before the north winds brought snow. I set sail towards Finland, to pick a few left behind, and some bounty. And of course an old friend ,Satyr. My first mate is a colourful fellow to say the least. His name is Miyavi, and he keeps telling me over and over again, this vital piece of information. I told him to shut up and go play outside.. this resulted in a Miyavi overboard.. now he is sick with a cold and is wrapped up warm in his bed. Well, at least he is quiet.



As the ship is not a dictator ship, ( i hope u liked the joke.) I have allowed a quatermaster to be elected. His name is Tobias and so far has distracted me with his most awesome of awesome coats! I suspect he used this tactics on the men, but he poses no threat for mutiny, so I will not worry. Also, my cook has shaved off half of his hair before boarding. I took one look at him and burst into tears of laughter, but his boyfriend, 'Die' has explained they are on the run from the Japanese yakuza, so have adopted a disguise. Apparantly Toshi called the small strawberry lolita hating leader of the yakuza 'cute'.

That is all for now. We make haste to Finland!

Captain. V. Stene!

1 comments:

Fox said...

After our last update Admieral Hetfield went on a mighty and most successful quest to do battle for the magnetic forces of death.

After battling long and hard we finally beat off all the other crewe by teaming up with Master Flynn and co to unleash the fist of desent, we fought hard we fought well and emerged broken, beaten and scarred but undefeated with the power of Death Magnetic in tow we go to find our fellows on the high seas.