Aboard the Bodom

We've had a couple of months of rough seas aboard the Bodom.

Although our strategic retreat from the Cantabrigians was timely and necessary, it's left my crew with the problem of being stranded with only each other's company a lot of the time. That's mostly fine - we like each other - but there are fights breaking out (mostly over Tuomas' Dark Chest of Wonders) and the claustrophobia gets intense sometimes.

That said, we've had some excellent outings with Captain Gackt and met a very disturbing man in leather pants who just called himself Q, been to the land of the French and been injuired and abused by Captain Friden, who talked a lot about Catholic schoolgirls, and met a man in a hat who said he was The Doctor.

More to come when I am sober.

Commodore Alexi Laiho