The return of the Norskmen..

Greetings..

The last months have been difficult. After a small talk with the mirror stalker known as Gackt, I decided to return Miyavi. Not that he was happy with it! He wanted to stay with tall people. And once he had returned to Gackt, he got married, and got his wife knocked up. I think he did it out of spite, now Gackt has to deal with a woman, and a baby! HAHA

As for me, and mine. We sailed to Japan to find a replacement. This was turblant. We were hi-jacked by a dirty old finn. (relation of Alexi?) he somehow came aboard out ship, and demanded our alcohol. The norsk and I were perplexed. In the end the idiot Dero gave him a bottle of rum! This was his downfall!! He got drunk, demanded to watch Planet of the apes, and accused me of hitting on him. Satyr decided to assert his masculinty and throw him off bord. Thus all was well, but we were an week off course. I have decided to invest in a plane. But soon we arrived in Tokyo Japan.

Once in Tokyo, I demanded all the men take a bath. What is it with men and the lack of showering! Alexi explain this to me!!! But in the end, I found a replacement meeves... Well, when I said A replacment, I mean two. ( What! I couldnt choose!) So I asked Hitsugi (nightmare) and Gara (merri) to be my cabin boys. Both of them wanted a chance to see the world.

So, on the way back to our base in Germany, the journey was faily smooth. At last I can out drink people! Both Gara who is the size of a six year old girl, and Hitsugi who is shorter then me, both got hammered on 4 beers! I DID NOT TAKE ADVANTAGE!! but I am loving the peace and quiet of life without.. ARE WE THERE YET, ARE WE THERE YET.... I hope Gackt appreciates this..

Capt V Stene